snails but also whales
22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

(via egberts)

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3 hours ago
toxicsiren:


A rare early 18th century Memento Mori band gold known as a skeletal, as the whole length of the skeleton is employed on the outside of the hoop, with other emblems. The earliest known example is dated 1659. This ring is enamelled in black with a full skeleton, twin hearts for love and an hourglass, symbolic of the passage of time and the brevity of life.

holy shit

toxicsiren:

A rare early 18th century Memento Mori band gold known as a skeletal, as the whole length of the skeleton is employed on the outside of the hoop, with other emblems. The earliest known example is dated 1659. This ring is enamelled in black with a full skeleton, twin hearts for love and an hourglass, symbolic of the passage of time and the brevity of life.

holy shit

(Source: artsexsurvival, via e-jack-ulation)

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Posted
14 hours ago

radmarco:

the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

(via choudurrsoop)

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Posted
14 hours ago
b-ak3d:


chronicdelight:
My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.



I’m gonna be that dad

b-ak3d:

chronicdelight:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

I’m gonna be that dad

(via nicole-van)

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Posted
14 hours ago

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via sahanaohana)

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14 hours ago

maachikazama:

nowacking:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

matsuike

Holy crap, these are gorgeous

I’ve always wished my life to be like this…

(via hquachster)

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14 hours ago

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via nicole-van)

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Posted
14 hours ago

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via choudurrsoop)

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Posted
14 hours ago
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foodtrucker:
this looks like the cover to every indie album ever

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foodtrucker:

this looks like the cover to every indie album ever

(Source: turboviper, via choudurrsoop)

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Posted
16 hours ago
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

(via choudurrsoop)

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Posted
16 hours ago

yesimbeyonce:

i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know

(via diamondtwink)

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16 hours ago