snails but also whales

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

(via aryastarks)

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2 months ago
connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

(via zackisontumblr)

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2 months ago

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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(via tyleroakley)

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2 months ago

handjobprince:

when u force ur friends to listen to music they dont like image

(via diamondtwink)

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2 months ago

fellowteen:

when your toaster strudel has too much icing

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2 months ago

i fucking adore this holy shit this needs more notes

i fucking adore this holy shit this needs more notes

(Source: badbloody, via firebreathingeli)

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2 months ago

zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

(via thewisepickle)

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2 months ago
baylunatic:

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

Better cuff yo bitch before I snatch yo bitch!!

baylunatic:

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

Better cuff yo bitch before I snatch yo bitch!!

(via thewisepickle)

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